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More Jokes

By Skeeter

Here is some more jokes. Try these on your friends.

1: Why are football players never hot? 2: Why? 1: because they have fans to cool them down.

1: What do you call a very big ant? 2: What? 1: A gi-ant!

1: Did you here about the restaurant on the moon? 2: No. Why? 1: The food there is great, but it no atmosphere.

1: Knock, Knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Letin. 2: Letin who? 1: Let me in!

1: Knock, Knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Interrupting cow. 2: Come in. 1: MOO! What? All man

1: Knock, Knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Knock, Knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: I told you my name! It’s Knock Knock!

1: What is balloons least favorite type of music? 2: What? 1: Pop!

 

Jokes

  1.  Hammy the hamster went to town, he was so hungry he ate a lot of carrots, he took 1 step, 2 step, 3 step, 4 step, 5 step, 6 step, 7 step, 8 step, 9 step, and died .
  2. Knock knock. who’s there? doctor. doctor who?  yup, that’s me!
  3. Ba-na-na, bappel, bello! can you guess who it is? (Minions!)
  4. Two Iphones walking to a bar, I forgot the rest.
  5. Which bird robs the most things? (a robin)