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Ant-Man Review

Well, well, well, Ant-Man. Where do we begin? This is by far my personal favorite Marvel movie, and, Ant-Man is now my favorite marvel super hero (*cough* Get dat Ant-Man inter-console game ready Marvel *cough* *cough*). But, enough about me, let’s get down to the main review

If you are not a marvel person and have no idea what Ant-Man is or haven’t yet seen the movie, I suggest you watch the trailer

Spoiler

In The Trailer, Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) have a chat about “breaking into places and stealing stuff”, but in the movie they say “breaking into places and stealing sh*t”.

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Honestly, I rate Ant-Man a 5/5 Movie for the following reasons. I first think that Ant-Man has great potential for the future, as at the end of the movie he was announced to become an Avenger, so we can expect to see Scott back on the big screen. But that isn’t really a great reason to like the original movie. I do also like the silly humor. Example, look at this exclusive clip from the movie:

Hilarious, I know

Another reason i really liked the movie was because of the action and thrills you experience. Shure, other movies can be like that too, but theirs nothing like seeing a man get slapped from what seems like the likes of Invisible Boy, or a battle on a child’s toys, etc.

I really do recommend Ant-Man to anyone who wants a new, fresh thriller with a splash of humor.

Oh yeah, and Baskin Robinns always finds out.

Jurassic World: The Scientific Inacuracies

So, Jurassic World… where to begin. It was a great movie, I watched it 3 times already. Even with all the cash the dino movie farmed, people who really know dinosaurs (like paleontologists, and other dino fans), found that some of the animated dinos had some scientific errors. let’s go through the 3 dinosaurs That I found most scientifically incorrect in one way or another.

# 3
The Pterosaurs
It was believed that Pterosaurs had fur to keep warm in their trips through the sky. However, the Pterosaurs in jurassic park lacked this feature. The main reason they probably didn’t have the fur is because… well, what’s more scary and amusing, a flying reptile covered with fur, or a flying reptile without fur? Also, in the movie trailer, the Pterosaurs pick up people, which wouldn’t happen because it would make the pterosaur too heavy.

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# 2
The Mosasaur
The mosasaur in jurassic world has a couple of body problems. The Mosasaur is oversized, here is a size chart.

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The chart explains it all.
The mosasaur also had very smooth skin in reality, but the movie thinks otherwise…

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# 1
The Velociraptor
The Velociraptors in Jurassic world lack one thing that many paleontologist agree that they had, FEATHERS!!!!

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The reason most likely responsible for this is the same as the pterosaurs, the velociraptors wouldn’t look as cool if they had feathers, they would look more like shorter, leaner ostriches with a tail than anything else. But the reason the Raptors are at the #1 spot is because they were such a big part of the movie.

Even with these scientific inaccuracies and many more, jurassic world does open up our view just a little bit more to what dinosaurs were like, 65 million years ago.

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