1.  Hammy the hamster went to town, he was so hungry he ate a lot of carrots, he took 1 step, 2 step, 3 step, 4 step, 5 step, 6 step, 7 step, 8 step, 9 step, and died .
  2. Knock knock. who’s there? doctor. doctor who?  yup, that’s me!
  3. Ba-na-na, bappel, bello! can you guess who it is? (Minions!)
  4. Two Iphones walking to a bar, I forgot the rest.
  5. Which bird robs the most things? (a robin)